Big Steve’s Jackass(es) of the Week

Today, we will examine a group of very frustrated and angry fans who need to take a large dose of reality to calm themselves down:

Philadelphia Eagles Fans

I am amazed at how angry one group of fans can get at a football team.  Do they really have nothing better do to than boo Santa Claus, fight other fans for standing up and cheering for there team in Philly, and just act like complete fools.  There are varying degrees of Philly fans however and we will now examine them.

(P.S. If you are Philly fan and are offended..I truly don’t care)

Holy-Crap-My-Team-Just-Blew-Another-Super-Bowl-Fan

This is the main reason why Eagles fans are so frustrated and angry.  The Eagles have been to two Super Bowls and choked big time against the Raiders and Patriots.  They blame whoever they can and bitch about it all the time.  Seriously, it’s not McNabb’s fault or Reed’s fault, you guys just suck and can’t win the big championship game. It’s not rocket science, that’s Philly’s way of doing things. They love to be second best all the time.

I’m-Gonna-Be-Like-One-Of-The-Guys-Fan

See honey, I love the Eagles too and can be just like your friends.  A cheese steak sucking angry Philly fan who yells at small dogs and children! WOOO I’m drunk of Smirnoff Ice!

No-Seriously-We-Separate-Ourselves-From-Pittsburgh-Fans

Their biggest claim to fame is that we separate ourselves from Pittsburgh Steeler fans. When you make a sign like this, yes, I can clearly see the difference.

And of course, the ever popular:

South-Jersey-Eagles-Fan

If you have to get physical with someone for wearing a Giants jersey of a Redskins jersey in Philadelphia and they don’t do anything to provoke you, do yourself a favor and jump off a bridge or get a life or a girlfriend.

Eagles fans need to lighten the hell up.  Yes, Ravens fans have been known to get physical at times with Steelers and Colts fans, I’ve seen it.  However, the only difference with Ravens fans is that if you sit, cheer your team, and don’t turn around to provoke anyone, you are okay.  Eagles fans just start crap with people who just sit there and mind their own business.

Eagles fans are the worst fans in the NFL.  Philly, don’t let the fact that we wear purple fool you.  If you show up, don’t sing the stupid little Eagles fight song, don’t start crap with half a section full of Ravens fans.  We’re like a caged animal, you poke it enough times, it’s gonna bite you and bite you hard.  Watch your ass and keep your mouth shut!